It's a derpy little wiener dog. MAKE IT CUTER! Alright, um, now it's in a hotdog bun. EVEN CUTER! Hmm, maybe it could be squishy, with itty bitty toes? CUTER, I SAY! Alright, um, how about now it's smol!...and that's when the density of adorable wriggly puppiness turned into a black hole that sucked us all in and we were never heard from again.