15 squishy inches of spookiness! All new polyester fiber!
BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At least that's what all of my spooky friends have told me right before running away very quickly, and why would they lie!