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Picture it, Fresno California. You're walking outside at night and you see something out of the corner of your eye....it's not glowing a supernatural white, instead it's radiating a celestial energy you've never encountered!!
It's a griffin dragon!!! It's a griffin, but it's ALSO a dragon! You're really getting two Squish for the price of one here, folks!
Twelve chimes of the clock marks the appearance of the Midnight Mothman! He has arisen from his comfy bed to do mysterious deeds in the dark embrace of night! Or perhaps he never went to sleep at all! Or somehow both???
People loooooved making the "black as my soul" jokes years ago, and that's where those jokes should stay!! They're so cringe and try-hard it's insane!! Be like this Plague instead and enter the timelessness of the void!
When someone refers to "the holidays," do you automatically assume they mean Halloween?
If you think this dragon looks like it's been through it, you should see the other guy! That knight is now a crispy wafer of charcoal. Whereas the Bone Dragon continues to live an active and fulfilling life despite the whole "bones and plasma" thing.
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy.
Roll for cuddles! Whether you're deep in a dungeon crawl or just rooting through the couch cushions for snacks, this D20 is here to boost morale.
You're taking a late night stroll in the woods! Do you turn left at the meadow, or right at the bog? If only there was someone to ask for directions! Just then, you trip over a wisened tree stump! He's more than willing to show you the way!
Men showing off a fresh-caught fish in a dating app profile"I'm a great hunter-gatherer, and also sometimes I might smell like fish!" If that's the subliminal message YOU would like to tell prospective mates, then this is the Squishable for you.
Were you forced to read Flowers for Algernon in school? Well DON'T! Because it's SAD!
DANG! Other Pygmy Hippos better MOOooove over, a new top dog is in town!! If at this point in time you don't get that reference, you either use a flip phone or live under a rock.
I used to love making Snow Angels... until I realized the snow was just cold water disguised as fun! Rude!! Now I prefer my Snow Angels soft, Squishy, and yelling “WHEEE!” while launching themselves off the couch. So here's that!
Oh no! Who could have predicted that we would make yet another Baby Mothman variant! That was spooky! Two things that we certainly aren't known for! Now in blue! It's also haunted! Enjoy it! (Alexa, maybe go take a break lol. -Z)
This Dark Forest Mothman isn’t your average cryptid-on-the-run. They’re giving serious rainy day brooding energy. Less Point Pleasant, more Forks, Washington.
Panda! Panda! Panda! No, I'm not trying to sing a certain song from 2016, I just get really excited about pandas.
One time my parents were having a dinner party and there was a Shrimp cocktail ring. And I was unsupervised. No one else got Shrimp. True story. YOU can get Shrimp though, even though I am, in fact, still unsupervised!