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Do you like long walks on the beach? I'll do you one better - even longer, slower shuffles across the beach, using my flippers!
I think this little guy can add even more ambiance to your stormy nights, whether they be real or not!
You all know the song played around Halloween where a bunch of monsters have a dance party?
Is it hot in here? Or is it just this mushroom? No but really, it's hot out y'all but it still isn't as hot as this fiendish fungi!
We all know dogs are man's best friend - but what if you're allergic? Or your building doesn't allow real dogs??? This can help solve both those problems, while also helping to cure your crippling loneliness! Teehee!
Looking for a groovy way to show off your individuality? Try tie-dying your T-Shirt! And also your hair! And any other body parts you might happen to think of! It's guaranteed to make you look cooler.
Psspsspsspsss! Pss? Psspss! (For those not in the know, this says "Buy this Squishable it's really cute! Really? Yes, really!")
Don't know the difference between a moth and a butterfly? Well that makes me MAD! The kind of mad that requires a lot of EYELINER and SPIKEY JEWELRY!! You probably don't even know that butterflies make a chrysalis, but moths make a COCOON! Ugh!
If you hear this kitty purring...get far away fast!
At some point during its evolution, this mantis said, "what if I became a flower?"
Finally, the day every anthropomorphized Plague creature dreams of!
You're cordially invited to the wedding celebration of the Mini Plague Doctor!
"It's a birthday avocado...thaaaaaanks..." If you don't get the reference, you're old.
Stepped on some stinging nettles? Scratched yourself on a briar? Caught a cold in the forest? Don't worry, the Mini Woodland Plague Nurse is on the case!
It's me, the culmination of all your inner demons - who knew I was so adorable?!
West Virginians!!! Also everyone else! REJOICE as the Baby Mothman has now graced us with their presence!!
What if we took the personification of the underground's servants, and made it look like cotton candy and unicorns threw up all over it?
Hey Mini Lich! You crazy undead necromancer you, how the heck are ya doing?