It's raining! It's pouring! I know for a FACT you're not snoring, because you're in the presence of a BIG, BOLD Rainy Doctor Plague! DEFY THE DOWNPOUR with a snazzy Mini FRIEND! Is that enough emphasis?! I DON'T THINK SO!!!

Ah yes, the Mini Lunar Dragon. A Lunar Dragon that is Mini. I was not expecting her to look like 2015 tumblr-era galaxy leggings but everyone has their aesthetic, and we should embrace that!

Your favorite spooky medical practitioner now comes in a new size! No space for a Massive but looking for more love than a Standard? This is that guy. big enough to cuddle, still small enough not to crush you.

Tiny. Tireless. Terrifying (in large numbers). But this Ant? This one’s just here to vibe. It may not be able to carry 50 times its weight, but it can carry the emotional weight of your entire week. Which, you know, ain't light.

Start spelling the word 'banana' and you may never be able to stop. Start hanging out with this particular terrestrial gastropod found in America's West Coast and you may never be able to go! Anywhere! At all!

Coral cut? Deep sea dislocation? Lured onto sharp jagged rocks and then eaten by a Siren? This Mermaid Plague Nurse is well equipped for all these aquatic medical messes!

They glow. They flutter. They're pink. This Mothman didn’t come to warn you of impending doom, they've got bigger fish to fry and lips to gloss. Less 'harbinger of disaster,' more 'floating through the mall food court with a mysterious past.

Hey Nurse B, I don't want to distract you while you're in the middle of repelling sky pirates from your airship, but let me just say, you've got this!

He’s the kind of Mothman who’s probably brewing tea out of moss and telling secrets to owls or something. 

Shhhh, don't wake him up! This Sloth works hard to maintain an optimal sleep cycle. And that hard work makes him sleep more! It's a sleep cycle....cycle.

The serendipity of it being a super rainy NYC day as I write this description: that's the power of the Mothman, people! Unlike this adorable Mothman, I don't sprout rainbows under my arms. I also don't own rain boots, but I could fix that.

Some Mothmen are drawn to the glow of streetlights. This one? Wildfire. Lava flow. The eternal flame of your deepest, most chaotic impulses. He doesn’t flap toward the flame—he is the flame. Cozy him at your own risk.

If we broke down our individual atoms and swished them around a bit, would we turn into ectoplasm? Probably not, because we're made of human. But this Mothman certainly would! We know, because he did! And here he is!

Cats love things that are fish flavored. And you are what you eat. Soo....anyway, this happened. Is it a kitty? Is it a roll? Is it the final boss you have to battle to take over your local sushi bar? Yes.

An orange chicken… or an Orange Chicken? This little guy is both. A perfect fusion of poultry and produce, concept and cuisine, pun and plush. No takeout container required.

Ready to help the Plague Nurse on her clinical rounds this spring? Try mushrooms!

Finally after THREE ETERNAL YEARS, the Mini Coelacanth is here! I am so overjoyed by this release, I could swim through the ocean! Then I could do a backflip! Then I could go extinct! Coelacanth style!

Hey Mini Goth Worm, what's up? Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland? Checking out necks and leaving behind mysterious red dots? Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in?

This donut isn't like other donuts. This donut listens to hardcore music. This donut has piercings. This donut will turn your mouth black with its intense icing situation. This is an intense donut.

Space race TV shows: what people in the 1960's thought the future was going to look like! Dashing captains! Brightly colored polyester outfits! Suspiciously attractive aliens!

Dragonflies freak me out a little. The way they fly is so unsettling. How do they hover in the air? Why are they so fast? Where are they going anyway? WHAT DO THEY KNOW?

The process of tie dyeing a Bunny involves some serious feats of anatomy. You have to scrunch the bunny, crumple it, twist it, fold it, and finally tie it in a knot. Then you submerge the bunny in a vat of dye for a couple of hours.

First there was the void. And then, into that void hopped... a Bunny. A Bunny so adorable, it absorbed all the surrounding matter and energy surrounding it, thus creating a vortex of unquantifiable cuteness.

If you see your sushi roll start to crawl, either you're in a really bad sushi place, or it's this Caterpillar Roll! Let's hope it's the latter, because otherwise you're about to be in a whole world of regrettable excitement.