Very few Squishables have official names or other personal details. This one does. His name is George. George the tortoise. We are all obsessed with him. You should be too.

Twelve chimes of the clock marks the appearance of the Midnight Mothman! He has arisen from his comfy bed to do mysterious deeds in the dark embrace of night! Or perhaps he never went to sleep at all! Or somehow both???

My oh my, what big eyes you have! And what big ears you have! And what big white pointy teeth you have! Also, I notice that you're hanging out with a wolf, but that's clearly not the most dangerous creature in this situation.

Oh, Kawaii Plague Nurse, teach us your edgy style secrets! What are these adorable little trinkets? How does your snazzy outfit stay so perfect? What’s hiding in your purse? And how do you get those cute little hair buns just right?

There's a famous unnamed movie from the 80's, starring a famous unnamed man playing the Goblin King. Famously, that character fails to turn someone into a goblin. But if he succeeded, they'd probably look like this. For which they'd be famous, obviously.

A bunny and a slug walk into a lab… and science just lets it happen. Now we have this creature that defies logic, taxonomy, and possibly the very fabric of reality. What is going on here? We don't really know, but it's cute.

Nosferatu has got NOTHING on this bunny's willingness to be left alone in the dark and have 3 wives. If you need someone to cast oddly misshapen shadows on the stairwell in an ominous yet thrilling way, this is your fuzzy little guy.

Abracadabra and alacaZAM! This bunny is here to dazzle and entertain you as much as he can! Don't be fooled, don't be surprised, this bunny does magic, right in front of your eyes!

An important part of becoming an adult is in admitting our mistakes. For example! We made a Capybara. We made it a Mini. It was too small. Do you have any idea how big those things are? BIG!

According to all known laws of aviation, tigers should not be able to fly. And yet, somehow, nature looked at a tiger and thought, "Needs more flutter." And here we are!

I'm a big reader, and one of my all time favorite books is Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, the birth of science fiction! So, whenever I see anything Frankenstein or Franken related, I go a little bonkers.

Spring time is upon us, believe it or not! That means the flowers will bloom, the bunnies will hop, and the drug stores will be swarmed by people with allergies running for nasal spray and tissues!

Have you ever dreamed of having one of the most feared monsters from Dungeons & Dragons as a pet to guard your room from pesky adventurers or nosy siblings? 

Very little is better than a kitty. Except for maybe MORE of that kitty! By hybridizing a kitty and a caterpillar, we succeed in a longer, fuzzier kitty, with MORE PAWS. And an insatiable urge to eat leaves. 

Quick, lock up your cows! There's an alien on the loose and they're itching to study Earth! Don't worry, they only want to probe your brain. For knowledge! About where to get a good steak! Wait a minute.

Each spring among the cherry blossoms, a legend takes wing. Is it a dancing crane, poetically posed beneath the falling flowers? No. It's a Mothman. Draped in pink and petals, he haunts the trees. Lurking. Contemplating. Stealing your mochi.

Fruit salad is delicious! Fruit salad that's also a bat is...more problematic from a culinary viewpoint! Is he for eating? Is he for cuddling? Is he for making us wonder if pun-based plush opens existential debates we aren't totally comfortable with?

Some cats eat fish. Some cats are fish. If a cat does both, is that an identity crisis? or just cannibalism? Either way, I'm into it.

Mini Easter Bunny Squishable 11"

Bear with me here; this is a sea-horse. But it's not a sea horse. It's a horse's front half, and sea creature back half. The name hippo is in there too, but there's no hippo parts here. Just sea and horse. Got it?

Ah the Fronut. Or maybe its a Doughnog? Either way, if you munch it you'll have a frog in your throat. Badum-ching!

You know, growing up I thought things like scorpions and quicksand would have a vastly more important role in adulthood....Welp, we could make one of those things into a marketable plushie!

Say this five times fast: "Purple bunny boba tea, purple bunny, boba tea, purple bunny bubble tea" *deep breath* "PURPLE BUNNY BUBBLE TEA! PURPLE BUNNY BUBBLE TEA!" Nailed it.

Abandon hope all ye who squish here! Or don't do that, but still check this plush out because it's really cute as far as portals to Hell go!