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Spill the tea! Really any kind of tea. Earl grey, rooibos, hibiscus - spill all the tea right on the table. Where it will be metaphorically be mopped up with our gossip-loving brains! This dainty Plague is a special blend of cuteness and chamomile.
Time to whip out the platform boots and eyeliner, these have got to be our coolest Plagues yet. But definitely don’t tell them they’re cool, because being cool is lame! So, fight the man! Or…woman! Or really, fight everyone!
This snowy Himalayan mountain beast is ready for sledding, eating shaved ice, and getting its picture taken in extremely blurry, poor quality photography!
You don't want to challenge this little guy to a race. First of all, racing is dangerous in non-controlled conditions, and second, you just know that it's going to trigger some kind of moral-appropirate metaphorical situation where he wins through luck.
When otters sleep they hold each others hands so they don't float away from the group!
Seals have no ears. Can they still appreciate a good brass band? Absolutely. The dulcet tones of classical? Definitely. Heavy metal? Heavy yes. Alright, how about a nice, soft, cuddly...harp? Sorry, sorry.
This little guy stirred up a lot of emotion in the snail fandom online...the snandom if you will! WE CAN'T PUT THE EYES ON THE TENTACLE PEOPLE!!!!! IT WOULD LOOK SILLY ON A PLUSH!!!!
For those of you who like your dogs a little less hot and a little more…doggy! We finally have a normal-totally-not-food-related dachshund for your petting pleasure!
Hey, it's ok to mess up. We can't all be perfect little angels! Sometimes we fall into the depths of despair...and fiery brimstone. But at least you won't be down there alone, 'cause this cute little dude is gonna be right there with you!
Did you know what the stereotypical 'eagle' sound we hear in tv and films is really a red tailed hawk? I didn't know that, but it seems morally questionable. Like, get your own voiceover, Eagles.
Rest in peace to all the Squishables that have come and gone before this one. Not a lot of time for digging holes right now so apparently they all had to be buried under one shared tombstone. Sorry guys!
It's not a phase, Mom!!! Here's an axolotl to reflect the dark pits of your soul! It can take you to the depths of despair...and the depths of the sea!
IT'S FINALLY WEEVIL WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!! This buggy beauty is finally ready for your Squishing pleasure! Just don't squish him too much, he's still just a lil guy!
You see these colors? We're proud of every single one of them! And this caterpillar wants you to also be proud of yourself and everything you stand for!
I think it’s so funny that in the movie about ants being subservient to another bug species, they chose grasshoppers. Like, out of ALL possible bugs they thought, “you know who’s intimidating to a bunch of ants? GRASSHOPPERS!”
Here's a fun fact about Inky Cap mushrooms: they're only edible when they're young! Just like people. Wait, I didn't say that...Um, they also produce ink that you can use to write down all your recipes for cooking!
It is I - the Mini Baby Seraph! If you're brave enough, you can look me in my big ol' eyes and I will show you the secrets of the universe!
WHO knew there was so much to say about the Flatwoods Monster?!?!?!
Dim Sum - Literal translation: "touch the heart"! Which might take a bit of poetic license, but it's true that even the hungriest hearts may be touched by these delectable dumplings! And if not their heart, then at least their stomachs.
We've certainly got a weird tale for ya! That noise you hear in the middle of the night? Yeah, it's NOT rats in the walls, but instead a baby entity looking for their way home!
You're right, the world DOES need a spooky reminder to brush and floss!
