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Nothing toiling and troubling about this! We've been bubbling up this tiny potion pal for a while! The perfect companion to any spell-casters arsenal, this cauldron is juuust big enough for all your eyes of newt and dead men's toes!
It's the Great Squishable Pumpkin everyone! They say once a year on All Hallow's Eve, if you wait in your nearest Squishable pumpkin patch, the GSP will appear! Bring along your friends and make a night out of it if you're feeling brave enough!
This is Tube! While not their official name, that's what their creator, Rachel, has decided to call them! We just have to sell it as a caterpillar because "Squishable Tube with Face" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, we hope you understand!
Oh venerable symbol of rebirth, immortality, eternity, protection, self-reliance and unity, the Ouroboros' mystery echoes through the eons.
What's that just over on the horizon? Oh, you can't see it because it's, by definition, over the horizon? And the optical curve of the earth is hiding it from your line of sight?
Ancient Celtic priest from the 3rd Century BCE? Why yes you are! Common set of character traits from a popular fantasy role-playing game and movie franchise? You're that too! Cuddly friend who may or may not turn into a bear? Yup, three out of three!
Do you roll into a tight ball when disturbed? Do you have a hard outer shell protecting your sweet vulnerable insides? Do you dry out easily in adverse conditions? Me too! What are the odds, meeting a fellow terrestrial crustacean on a page like this!
If you thought Black widows are just a snazzy character in a superhero franchise, you need to get out more! Except outside is where you'll find actual Black Widows, with venom 15x more deadly than a rattlesnake. Actually, you'll find them inside too.
In Scottish folklore, the Kelpie will appear as a horse or a human in the water, and lure people to their demise! I would like to note that this particular Kelpie won't magically turn into a human while you're cuddling it.
Football players kick a ball on the land. Vikings sale a ship around the sea. What is it about Vikings that make so many team owners say, "Ah yes, lets name our land-kicking players after those guys!"? We may never know.
Harvest time! The time of year for harvesting your hard-earned crops! A crop of pumpkins! A crop of apples! A crop of...Plague farmers? Yep, it's a good time of year to harvest those!
There are so many things to be harvested! Corn! Potatoes! Organs! No matter what you're harvesting, the Plague nurse will be at our side with a scythe. Or scalpel.
Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It's true! Stick them behind the counter at your local diner and watch that hungry lunch rush break against them like a giant greasy wave.
Do you think sea creatures put sea angels on top of their sea Christmas trees?! Sea what I did there? Ok, I'll sea myself out...
Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone combined the one true personification of the great unknown with cotton candy? Well we sure have! Result: This.
Vulpes Vulpes, largest of true foxes and most common of the Carnivora! What's hanging, my fuzzy dude? Just doing your thing, hunting using the earth's magnetic field? Busy being monogamous and omnivorous?
Have you ever sneezed so hard you thought your nose was going to fall off? Well that's probably how this famous limestone monument felt when she parted company with her esteemed nasal appendage. Sorry lady. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten all those people.
Horus is the Egyptian God of a MILLION different things!! I bet he wishes he had a friend to take on some of them.
THIS WORM! It's pink! It's amazing! You might (or might not) still love your significant other if they were one! This much-anticipated Mini Squishable Worm is here to inch its way right into your heart. But not in a weird way. In a cute way!
Golden? Yes! Puppy? Absolutely! Retriever? Not even a little! There's no way I'm fetching any sticks, balls, needlepoint samplers, tax documents, feelings of ennui, or really anything at all. That's just a stereotype, man.
11 squishy inches of Candy Cane Caterpillar fun.
One thing about Bastet, she’s always gonna make sure you’re healthy. Goddess of health here - if you've got a belly ache, Bastet has ginger ale for you! Headache? Bastet got you a blanky and is turning the lights off.