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Cozy up to the winter cold with Chilly Penguin! Give the cold a big hug
According to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly. Those same laws state that neither should donuts. So this sweet stinging softy is BREAKING THE LAW!!
If only there were a word that somehow evoked warm hot chocolate in front of a warm fireplaces, and crisp chilly air, and thick cable-knit sweaters and scarves, and romantic winter sleigh rides and...Oh yeah. There is. Cozy. This Plague is Cozy.
"Nestle." "Toasty." "Fuzzy." "Snuggle." "Bobble." "Mellow." Some words sound like exactly like they mean. "Plague Nurse." that also sounds exactly like what it means. Put them together and that sounds pretty great.
Mini Festive Rocking Horse Squishable 9"
Who's the spookiest Plague? It's a mystery! Let's investigate. Definitely not this little guy, though I deduce many stellar qualities. Cuteness? Check! Sweetness? Check! Snazzy late-Victorian dress sense?
Plague Doctors and Nurses don't have pronouns. Except in this case! Presenting the Valkyrie Plague! Valkyries were female warriors of the Norse God Odin! Need someone to gallop your fallen warriors to the gates of Valhalla?
Deep in the canyons of the watery depths live many odd creatures. Fish with teeth for eyes. Seaweed with feelings. Shrimp with opinions about your dress sense. And then there's this guy. They're just freaky.
Spill the tea! Really any kind of tea. Earl grey, rooibos, hibiscus - spill all the tea right on the table. Where it will be metaphorically be mopped up with our gossip-loving brains! This dainty Plague is a special blend of cuteness and chamomile.
Time to whip out the platform boots and eyeliner, these have got to be our coolest Plagues yet. But definitely don’t tell them they’re cool, because being cool is lame! So, fight the man! Or…woman! Or really, fight everyone!
This snowy Himalayan mountain beast is ready for sledding, eating shaved ice, and getting its picture taken in extremely blurry, poor quality photography!
You don't want to challenge this little guy to a race. First of all, racing is dangerous in non-controlled conditions, and second, you just know that it's going to trigger some kind of moral-appropirate metaphorical situation where he wins through luck.
When otters sleep they hold each others hands so they don't float away from the group!
Seals have no ears. Can they still appreciate a good brass band? Absolutely. The dulcet tones of classical? Definitely. Heavy metal? Heavy yes. Alright, how about a nice, soft, cuddly...harp? Sorry, sorry.
This little guy stirred up a lot of emotion in the snail fandom online...the snandom if you will! WE CAN'T PUT THE EYES ON THE TENTACLE PEOPLE!!!!! IT WOULD LOOK SILLY ON A PLUSH!!!!
For those of you who like your dogs a little less hot and a little more…doggy! We finally have a normal-totally-not-food-related dachshund for your petting pleasure!
Hey, it's ok to mess up. We can't all be perfect little angels! Sometimes we fall into the depths of despair...and fiery brimstone. But at least you won't be down there alone, 'cause this cute little dude is gonna be right there with you!
Did you know what the stereotypical 'eagle' sound we hear in tv and films is really a red tailed hawk? I didn't know that, but it seems morally questionable. Like, get your own voiceover, Eagles.
Rest in peace to all the Squishables that have come and gone before this one. Not a lot of time for digging holes right now so apparently they all had to be buried under one shared tombstone. Sorry guys!